Category: Joke Board
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb
• GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
• DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
• ROTTWEILER:
Make me.
• LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
• TIBETAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
• JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
• COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
• DOBERMAN:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
• BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
• CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
• IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
• POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
• GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
• AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
• OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
• HOUND DOG:
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lol! shows their personalities alright
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Bob